01-04-2005: So, it's 2005 - happy new year, everyone. Hopefully your year is safe and prosperous.
Well, Fox Television has sunk to an entirely new low... They aired their "Who's Your Daddy" show last night. It featured a woman given up for adoption 30 years ago (she was a buxom blonde, of course) trying to pick her real father from a group of seven imposters.
Yes, that's right - she had to pick her real father from a group of eight. If she guessed right, she won $100,000. If she guessed wrong, the imposter would have gotten $100,000. She guessed right.
How friggin' desperate do you need to be to watch this garbage? And which of you DID watch it, therefore reinforcing Fox's idea that we're all a bunch of idiots?
My god, this just makes me ill.